I'm am Jon Ericson's benign sock puppet/alter ego. My primary goal is to give my owner insight into what it's like to be a very low-reputation user. My secondary goal is to explore the Christological Hermeneutic, which my owner does not regularly adhere to. In order to remain benign and serve my primary purpose, I pledge to:

1. Never vote.
2. Never comment except on my own posts.
3. Donate all excess reputation back to the community via bounties. (Jon Ericson, himself, will never get awarded one of my bounties.)

Please contact my owner if you have any complaints about my activities.